Dramatis personæ

Larisa, La Salamandra
Lorencito, camionero, antiguo chulo de Larisa
Roli, antiguo cómplice de Lorencito
Pepe Martí, millonario con muchos negocios turbios, antiguo cómplice de Roli y Lorencito
Fito y Robertón, factótums de Pepe Martí
Yumisleidys Martí, la hija de Pepe
Aitana, amante española de Yumisleydis
Alain, alias Spiderman, aspirante a chulo y a cantante de reguetón que sufre de aracnofobia
El chileno culiao, business partner de Pepe

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